F*ck Yeah English Major Armadillo

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junes-discotheque — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 11:00:50 -0400

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Today in Things My English Degree Is Useful For…

My contribution. Hope someone else feels this way.

anotherbodyblogger — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 11:00:49 -0400

My contribution. Hope someone else feels this way.

English Major Confessions: When I was but a wee lass, I read all of the Gossip Girl books over the course of a week.

toriandrelativedimensionsinspace — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 00:44:37 -0400

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when-thethrush-knocks — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 11:00:49 -0500

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heavyonthemeta — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 21:00:44 -0500

This was actually how we spent an hour-long class today at uni -...

dervlaaarghhh — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 17:00:39 -0500

This was actually how we spent an hour-long class today at uni - just making jokes about Fifty Shades and complaining about it.

I like my tutor this semester.

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sometimesiliketothinkimfunny — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 15:00:51 -0500

Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “Learn that inconsistencies in Holmes stories happened because Doyle hated writing them” Bottom text: “FEEL SO BETRAYED”

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zombiesockmonkey — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:00:35 -0500

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sometimesiliketothinkimfunny — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 11:00:34 -0500

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [To prove her fandom, a girl announces to the class “I pretty much am Jane Eyre.”] ” Bottom text: “ [An ugly, poor, abused orphan who marries a blind amputee twice her age? That’s cool.] ”]

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cumbermistress — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 21:01:07 -0500

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [GOES TO BARNES AND NOBLE WITH FRIENDS] ” Bottom text: “ [ENDS UP COMPETING OVER WHO’S READ MORE FROM THE B&N CLASSICS SHELVES] ”]

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rostovs — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 11:00:38 -0500

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ Econ professor starts talking about Marx ” Bottom text: “You’re the only one defending his critiques of culture”]

(or: Lit Theory has pervaded every aspect of my life)

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triviaproofing — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 19:00:45 -0500

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insanepoet9 — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 11:00:29 -0500

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Waitilisted for a bible as literature class] ” Bottom text: “ [hope it’s really hard for people so they’ll drop it] ”]

In case you doubt it, forced meme is still being forced. I'm an English major but this shit is unfunny

toriandrelativedimensionsinspace — Sun, 30 Dec 2012 11:00:42 -0500

Thanks for always keeping us updated, anon. We appreciate it. :)

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ocontents — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 19:01:11 -0500

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I know why it’s important to have specific editions. But I...

bossyandshort — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 17:18:57 -0500

I know why it’s important to have specific editions. But I also have friends who cannot afford to buy the books and beg to just read the free e-versions. The professor still refused to allow laptops and e-readers in class, and even yelled at a girl for not having the book in front of the whole class.

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Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:00:42 -0500

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Accidentally rent Norton Anthology at the beginning of the semester] ” Bottom text: “ [Weep and fork over $50 so you can keep it] ”]

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Fri, 21 Dec 2012 13:00:37 -0500

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Professor threatens to throw self out window at the incorrect use of “it’s”] ” Bottom text: “ [I like this man.] ”]

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teachmetomeetmydesires — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 11:01:11 -0500

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bravelostmouse — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 19:00:58 -0500

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Agrees to proofread brother’s high school English essay] ” Bottom text: “ [Gives up and writes counterarguments beside every paragraph] ”]