[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Tipsy at party. Start reciting Shakespeare.] ” Bottom text: “ [Get all the ladies.”] As sarcastic as this meme may seem, whilst at a party I regaled my friends with Caliban’s  soliloquy from The Tempest (I cried to dream again, Act 3 Scene 2) and I actually got a girl’s number. Good ol’ Bill, best wingman ever.

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Tipsy at party. Start reciting Shakespeare.] ” Bottom text: “ [Get all the ladies.”]

As sarcastic as this meme may seem, whilst at a party I regaled my friends with Caliban’s  soliloquy from The Tempest (I cried to dream again, Act 3 Scene 2) and I actually got a girl’s number. Good ol’ Bill, best wingman ever.

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    If you want to be technical, Andrew and I were English majors. We just focused on the narrative of B genre films instead...
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    WHY AREN’T YOU AT THE PARTIES I’M AT? WHY ARE THERE NO ENGLISH MAJOR PARTIES? OR ARE THERE AND I’M JUST NOT INVITED?
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    He can have my number.
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    This guy would get my attention!
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