[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Tipsy at party. Start reciting Shakespeare.] ” Bottom text: “ [Get all the ladies.”]
As sarcastic as this meme may seem, whilst at a party I regaled my friends with Caliban’s soliloquy from The Tempest (I cried to dream again, Act 3 Scene 2) and I actually got a girl’s number. Good ol’ Bill, best wingman ever.