Top text: Reads War and Peace

Bottom text: For fun

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [‘AN EKPHRASIS OF AN EKPHRASIS IN AN EKPHRASIS’] ” Bottom text: “ [EKCEPTION.] ”]

This one’s for Iamsandeh and Withoutyouicannotbe!

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [English Major Armadillo: It’s not a sonnet.] ” Bottom text: “ [But it’s got a volta.] ”]

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Buys 9 novels each semester for class] ” Bottom text: “ [Reads only the first chapter of each.] ”]

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Boyfriend sees green light and makes Gatsby reference.] ” Bottom text: “ [Marry him.] ”]

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [SOMEONE GETS ALL SMUG ABOUT TEXT SPEAK BEING BAD ENGLISH] ” Bottom text: “ [GUSH OVER THE SOCIO-LINGUISTIC IMPLICATIONS OF CHANGING MODES OF COMMUNICATION IN NEW MEDIA] ”]

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [TEACHER SAYS NO SENTENCE FRAGMENTS] ” Bottom text: “ [OVER MY DEAD BODY] ”]

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [TAKE CLASS ON JANE AUSTEN] ” Bottom text: “ [SUDDENLY VERY AWARE OF “FEMININE ACCOMPLISHMENTS” IN OWN LIFE] ”]

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(It’s funny because of the place feminine accomplishment actually plays in her marriage plots. Ha.)

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Tipsy at party. Start reciting Shakespeare.] ” Bottom text: “ [Get all the ladies.”]

As sarcastic as this meme may seem, whilst at a party I regaled my friends with Caliban’s  soliloquy from The Tempest (I cried to dream again, Act 3 Scene 2) and I actually got a girl’s number. Good ol’ Bill, best wingman ever.

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Discover that a cute guy doesn’t like any books on Facebook] ” Bottom text: “ [Lose interest] ”]

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