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Today in Things My English Degree Is Useful For…

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Today in Things My English Degree Is Useful For…

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posted 2 months ago
My contribution. Hope someone else feels this way.

My contribution. Hope someone else feels this way.

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posted 2 months ago
Anonymous whispered, "English Major Confessions: When I was but a wee lass, I read all of the Gossip Girl books over the course of a week."

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posted 2 months ago
[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [You have headcanon for] ” Bottom text: “ [BEOWULF] ”]

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [You have headcanon for] ” Bottom text: “ [BEOWULF] ”]

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posted 2 months ago
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posted 2 months ago
This was actually how we spent an hour-long class today at uni - just making jokes about Fifty Shades and complaining about it.
I like my tutor this semester.

This was actually how we spent an hour-long class today at uni - just making jokes about Fifty Shades and complaining about it.

I like my tutor this semester.

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posted 2 months ago
Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “Learn that inconsistencies in Holmes stories happened because Doyle hated writing them” Bottom text: “FEEL SO BETRAYED”

Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “Learn that inconsistencies in Holmes stories happened because Doyle hated writing them” Bottom text: “FEEL SO BETRAYED”

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[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [You only read the Sparknotes?] ” Bottom text: “ [How cute.] ”]

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [You only read the Sparknotes?] ” Bottom text: “ [How cute.] ”]

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[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [To prove her fandom, a girl announces to the class “I pretty much am Jane Eyre.”] ” Bottom text: “ [An ugly, poor, abused orphan who marries a blind amputee twice her age? That’s cool.] ”]
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[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [To prove her fandom, a girl announces to the class “I pretty much am Jane Eyre.”] ” Bottom text: “ [An ugly, poor, abused orphan who marries a blind amputee twice her age? That’s cool.] ”]

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posted 2 months ago
[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [GOES TO BARNES AND NOBLE WITH FRIENDS] ” Bottom text: “ [ENDS UP COMPETING OVER WHO’S READ MORE FROM THE B&N CLASSICS SHELVES] ”]

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [GOES TO BARNES AND NOBLE WITH FRIENDS] ” Bottom text: “ [ENDS UP COMPETING OVER WHO’S READ MORE FROM THE B&N CLASSICS SHELVES] ”]

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posted 3 months ago

We are English majors. This is our meme.

SUBMIT!